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I just realized that this has been going on for some time already... I'm totally speechless but at the same time, finds it hilarious.



Yes, if you scroll all the way down my blog page, you'll find it there if it's still around. I was laughing when I first saw it but now I'm stoned cuz it kinda portrays the wrong thing for my blog image...

Oh, for those that can't read Malay, (yes it's in Malay), it says something like... Husband getting Pre-ejaculation? Now with the ability to hold for 1-3 hours, Order online here for RM120.00... ohmahgawd...

What a Joke !

KUALA LUMPUR — Tenaga Nasional Berhad (TNB), Malaysia’s premier energy provider today announced that they were taking legal action against the World Wildlife Foundation (WWF) for organising the Earth Hour, a global movement that makes a stand against climate change by turning off all non-essential lights and electrical equipment for an hour every year.

In a Press conference, TNB president and CEO Dato’ Sri Che Khalib Mohd Noh said that the annual worldwide symbolic gesture, which this year would be observed this Saturday at 8.30pm, is nothing more than an ‘arrogant and thoughtless viral movement’ aimed to hurt power companies such as TNB.

CHE KHALIB: These people are inconsiderate

“Obviously these green-minded fellows think they’re really cute, organising such an irresponsible campaign,” said Che Khalib angrily. “They say ‘turn off your lights for an hour’ and people do. I bet that really makes them feel all powerful.

“What these western colonialists fail to grasp is how such drastic action affects the poor companies like us. One hour of unused electricity means an hour of wastage for TNB. Did you know that last year’s Earth Hour costed us millions in unrealised revenue?” asked Che Khalib, seething.

“How do you think that affected our production? We couldn’t exactly turn off our power plants just because a large number of Malaysians turn off their lights at the same time. So imagine all that wasted energy.

“This year, we expect even more people to fall for this global con-job,” added Che Khalib. “So there’ll be more lights turned off. KL alone would be engulfed in darkness. Yes, sure, it may seem fun to some, running around in complete darkness. But that also means TNB would get less money. Tell me, what am I supposed to say to the kids of this electrical technician when we can’t give bonus this year?” asked Che Khalib, as he pointed to a TNB staff manning the lights for the Press conference.

He added, “In light of such inconsiderate actions by these tree huggers, TNB has no choice but to take legal action against the Earth Hour organizers, WWF. We’ll wait for our accountants to come back with the loss figure after this year’s Earth Hour, and we plan to sue them for that same amount. We may even add a hundred million ringgit or so, to teach them a lesson.”

Che Khalib also reminded Malaysians to ignore the Earth Hour, calling it a ‘cultural invasion, a concerted assault by extreme liberal forces aimed to destabilize poorer nations’.

“We are Malaysians, and we should be proud of our lights. Every night we should go out and see the beautiful sparkling lights in our city skylines. Don’t be ashamed of the lights,” said Che Khalib, as he unveiled a set of pictures showing the Petronas Twin Towers and the surrounding buildings consequently going dark during last year’s Earth Hour.

DARK TIMES: KLCC buildings going dark last year

“See this? See how ugly, gloomy and dark the last picture is? God knows how many people tripped over things and hurt themselves in the complete darkness, not to mention the number of bad people going around doing naughty things, knowing the authorities could not see them.

“Let’s reverse the order of these pictures this year, and fight for the rights to our lights,” continued Che Khalib. “Let’s unite as 1Malaysia, and tell these green terrorists that we will not go dark! We will not switch off! Let’s tell them that we love our lights!

“POWERRR… EXTREME!” he screamed, as powerful clusters of foglamps flooded the conference room with ultra-bright and hot light, temporarily blinding everyone present, and signaling the end of the Press conference.

** Plucked from http://nose4news.wordpress.com/2010/03/25/tnb-to-sue-wwf-over-earth-hour/

Seriously, I don't bother placing the pictures here. I just find the article itself is hilarious enough. If this article is true, then our country, Malaysia, electric provide company, Tenaga National Berhad, is a real joke by supporting the end of the world. But... let's face it...

This is so useful for Suicidal People

Have you ever feel suicidal but dare not kill yourself or do not know how to die ? No worries ! Shanghai has all 14 ways prepared for you to kill yourself. Amazingly, this is what I came across while surfing for random stuff as I was way too bored while I'm in the office. ( Don't ask why please... It's part of my job nature I believe... )

This picture shows in which place in Shanghai ( I think it must be in Shanghai) that you can kill yourself and how. Take your own pick ! I believe they actually have road signs or some signs like this around the places. If you can read those Chinese characters, you must be laughing your head off as I did when my colleague translated it for me ( Ta-Da, surprise! I can't read Chinese characters except for simple ones and also my own name). If you can't, please, get someone to translate it for you! It's pretty hilarious! Here's a list of 14 ways to kill yourself and where and how :

1. Huichunji pharmacy sells sleeping pills.
2. Suzhou Creek is uncovered.
3. The #57 bus goes directly to the zoo. You can jump into a tiger's mouth and die.
4. The Kerry Center is 32 stories tall. Jumping off is 100% successful.
5. A manhole cover has been stolen -- jump into the sewer and drown.
6. Cars under the Yan'an Road viaduct drive very fast. Accidents happen often.
7. Changshu Road subway station -- lie on the tracks.
8. Fuxing Park -- hanging yourself is simple among the tall, close trees.
9. Barber stand at 1324 alley -- steal a razor and cut your throat.
10. High-voltage power lines -- with 20,000 volts, electrocution is convenient.
11. Wang's Tofu Stand -- crush yourself with a piece of tofu.
12. Dafa Gardens construction site -- there's always something falling.
13. Filling station -- death by self-immolation.
14. Free and Easy Sauna -- death by suffocation.

I can't believe how creative the author of the website is... That person manage to make my day.

How Dead Can They Be?

I was on my usual routine, reading up some news from reddit.com website ( you can find it from Other's I've Dug Up with the name Fresh Hot News ) when I eventually, come across this image of a newspaper front page. It really set me off laughing immediately and my colleague was giving me one kind of a look. I mean, how can you not laugh when you see something like this ?

So, let's see... Does this mean we should consider the existence of the undead ? What says you ? I think it makes my day and honestly, I don't blame them... Just wondering which editor is gonna get the scolding / fired ?