This is so useful for Suicidal People

Have you ever feel suicidal but dare not kill yourself or do not know how to die ? No worries ! Shanghai has all 14 ways prepared for you to kill yourself. Amazingly, this is what I came across while surfing for random stuff as I was way too bored while I'm in the office. ( Don't ask why please... It's part of my job nature I believe... )

This picture shows in which place in Shanghai ( I think it must be in Shanghai) that you can kill yourself and how. Take your own pick ! I believe they actually have road signs or some signs like this around the places. If you can read those Chinese characters, you must be laughing your head off as I did when my colleague translated it for me ( Ta-Da, surprise! I can't read Chinese characters except for simple ones and also my own name). If you can't, please, get someone to translate it for you! It's pretty hilarious! Here's a list of 14 ways to kill yourself and where and how :

1. Huichunji pharmacy sells sleeping pills.
2. Suzhou Creek is uncovered.
3. The #57 bus goes directly to the zoo. You can jump into a tiger's mouth and die.
4. The Kerry Center is 32 stories tall. Jumping off is 100% successful.
5. A manhole cover has been stolen -- jump into the sewer and drown.
6. Cars under the Yan'an Road viaduct drive very fast. Accidents happen often.
7. Changshu Road subway station -- lie on the tracks.
8. Fuxing Park -- hanging yourself is simple among the tall, close trees.
9. Barber stand at 1324 alley -- steal a razor and cut your throat.
10. High-voltage power lines -- with 20,000 volts, electrocution is convenient.
11. Wang's Tofu Stand -- crush yourself with a piece of tofu.
12. Dafa Gardens construction site -- there's always something falling.
13. Filling station -- death by self-immolation.
14. Free and Easy Sauna -- death by suffocation.

I can't believe how creative the author of the website is... That person manage to make my day.