Tags! Damnit!

Dear Leon:

I don't really know how to tell you this, but Our affair is over. I think I realized it When I threw up In your closet and I saw you Sit on My father. I'm sure you're Ashamed enough to understand That Santa doesn't exist. I'm returning Your ring to you, but I'll keep Your left ear as a memory. You should also know that I Never openly mocked A new life as a clone .


Good luck on your short-term leave from jail,

-Kristy-


Here's how you do this meme.

Do the "Letter MEME". Tag no less than 5 other people, and leave them a comment, informing them that they have been tagged. Then copy the "How-to" Letter Meme, and finish your Journal entry.

Dear ________(the last person who left a comment on your blog/journal):

I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___ .


___12___,

-Your name-


Fill in the blanks with choices of answers as below:-

1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister

2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes

3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kebab - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife

4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out

5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk

6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scared
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed

7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks

8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - How awful I've felt
Other - Your memories from the military service

9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college

10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Hate your guts
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked

11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics

12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain

I am freakin' bored enough to do this tag...Therefore, I'm passing the boredom along to a few...

1. Tammy
2. Damien
3. Kar Wai
4. Harold
5. Syndie

Not Tags Again =.=

Instructions: Remove 1 question from below, and add in your personal question, make it a total of 20 questions, then tag 8 people in your list, list them out at the end of this post. Notify them in their chat box that he/she has been tagged.)

1. At what age do you wish to marry?
- Once my financial is stable ( I mean not more than 3k debts around ) then I'll THINK bout it...

2. What is your favorite hang out spot?
- Spicy Kitchen, Clubs, KFCs =p

3. What is your favorite bubble tea flavor?
- Yam flavor !

4. If you have a best friend since childhood who loves to take away whatever you like, including guys/girls, and he/she always wins, will you still consider him/her your friend?
- Can YOU ?

5. If you can have 1 dream to come true, what would it be?
- Unlimited cash

6. Do you believe you can survive without money?
- Kill me first

7. What are you afraid to lose the most?
- Everyone i love and money

8. If you are on a holiday or studying abroad, what is the one thing you wish that could happen to you?
- Party all the time!

9. If you meet someone that you love, would you confess to him?
- already did basically lolz!

10. List out 3 good points of the person who tagged you: Uncle Leon
1) Get used to his sarcasm and you'd either laugh or stone all the way
2) Lots of nice,stupid and funny stories to listen to
3) I can't think of the third one LoLz! (Don't kill me for this)

11. What are the requirements that you wish from your other half?
- Rich, Good looks...Lolz! Just give me freedom and be what you are cuz I couldn't care less myself...Just don't look too bad and too poor...Can't cope with that

12. Which type of person do you hate the most?
- back-stabbing assholes/bitches, two-faced snakes and CHEATERS!

13. What is your ambition?
- Being able to climb the ladder in the world of business

14. What is the thing that will make you think he/she is bad?
- His/Her attitude, and sometimes first impressions.

15. What do you think is the most important thing in your life?
- Money, cell phone, car, house, money, and more money.

16. If you have a chance, which part of your character you would like to change?
-  my laziness and my temper

17. Who is the person that you can share all your problems with?
- Syndie, Darren, Uncle Leon and Vincent

18. How do you see yourself in 10 years time?
- Hopefully somewhere with success XD

19. How do you know who to trust and not?
- I doubt I'd know who cuz in the end, people changes. Can anyone ensure loyalty will be there for the rest of life ?

20. What are you doing right this moment ?
- Doing this stupid tag thanks to Uncle Leon =p

 

I'm tagging : -

1) Tammy

2) Wai Kit

3) Damien

4) Anyone who comes across la basically ! lazy to think!

Tagged >.<

Instructions:

Remove one question from below and add in your personal question, making it a total of 20 questions. Then tag 8 people from your list. List them out at the end of the post. Notify them that they have been tagged.

1) At what age do you wish to marry?
:: Nothing's more important than career...and money
2) Where will you go if someone sponsors you a tour ticket?
:: Australia, Japan, Korea, New Zealand, EUROPE...All around the world please!

3) What's your favorite thing to do?
:: music, read books, dance, sleeping and eating
4) Do you think money can buy happiness?
:: Yes!!
5) Do you believe you can survive without money?
:: Obviously not
6) What are you afraid to lose the most?
:: my loved ones
7) If you win $1 million, what will you do?
:: Someone pinch me!!
8) Dream job?
:: Billionaire ? XD  
9) List out 3 good points about the person who tagged you
:: I can't think of any ! hahaha! 

10) If you have only one wish, what will you wish for?
:: Correct all my past mistakes
11) If you could rewind time, would you?
:: learn from past yes (like the person who tagged me) but I'd still want it.
12) What's your ambition?
:: to have more money i could ever have.
13) What's your favourite song at the moment?
:: Muse - Time is Running Out & Shayne Ward - If That's Ok With You

14) If you can teleport once, where would you go?
:: heaven?
15) What do you think is the most important in your life?
:: F&F... Friends and Family
16) If you could undo one mistake in the past, what would it be?
:: Continue my studies
17) If you have a chance, which part of your character would you like to change?
:: my temper
18) What music have you been listening to recently?
:: alternative rock
19) What is the one thing you cannot do but you wish you could?
:: correcting my past mistakes
My question:
20) What's the one thing that you regretted most in your life ?
:: Getting tagged by Leon !! hahaha!

I tag:
- Mizunaga 
- Tammy
- xTer

I've no one else to tag ! You stupid uncle !! Can I add in anyone that drops by ? XD